The 5 Stages of Costco

The 5 Stages of Costco

I swear we only went for 5 things on our list and we walked out of there with 40… how does this happen every time? #comedy #costco #marriedlife

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50 Comments

  1. Chips And Salsa on November 21, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    🤣🤣

  2. SophieMacaroni on November 21, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    D- d- did he just say…… thin mints?!

  3. Agatha Hofmann on November 21, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    🤣

  4. Jean Braun on November 21, 2021 at 10:14 pm

    You missed a stage! You can get gas!! And all the cars are going in the same direction so you don’t have to figure out how to maneuver out of the gas station! And the price of gas!

  5. Phillip Brown on November 21, 2021 at 10:14 pm

    I went there two days ago for motor oil and spent $400 and didn’t get oil cause they were sold out. Now I don’t have room in the freezer for the $250 worth of meat…that includes my second freezer in the garage. Happens every time. I’ve never spent less than $200. They’re just like Amazon, you want to hate them but for some reason you keep going back.

  6. Xe Athenia on November 21, 2021 at 10:15 pm

    Just realized my city doesn’t have a Costco because a single full time worker with a college degree can’t even afford a modest studio apartment without theee other roommates. *the world is burning and yall eating cheese*

  7. D Giovanni on November 21, 2021 at 10:16 pm

    One of your funniest yet! I think it’s because that’s me and my husband at Costco.

  8. Llama Sugar on November 21, 2021 at 10:17 pm

    We just got a membership. So far, we’ve shown restraint . . .

    My husband got his glasses there; if he likes them, I’ll get mine too. His cost about $350 less than the last pair he got.

  9. CountrySteve on November 21, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    "We can’t afford NOT to buy cat"😂😂😂reminds me of my husband. 🐢🐢🐢cara

  10. addyson davis on November 21, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    Imagine they were actually at BJ’s

  11. Lilah Morales on November 21, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    omg this is so funny I am dying laughing.

  12. Colby Hansen on November 21, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    Wear your masks!

  13. Susan McDonald on November 21, 2021 at 10:22 pm

    I’m lucky my brother has worked for costco for years, and I have a free card and 2 other family members do too.

  14. Victoria N on November 21, 2021 at 10:22 pm

    No Costco pizza? Outrageous!…XD

  15. Julia Jarrett on November 21, 2021 at 10:22 pm

    These people are LEGENDS

  16. colie_xoxo #roadto1k on November 21, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    i can’t believe you guys actually bought all that stuff 😅

  17. Kathrine Fer on November 21, 2021 at 10:25 pm

    Maybe their should be a surport group for people who go there

  18. SuperDave on November 21, 2021 at 10:26 pm

    You guys nailed it. That is every trip to Costco.

  19. gn lilu on November 21, 2021 at 10:26 pm

    I love ❤️ Costco!!!

  20. Îțš Ñøț Ķåïľï on November 21, 2021 at 10:26 pm

    this sounds a lot like sams club- idk if we have any costcos around us, but your cool if your parents have a sams club membership lol

  21. bflyrenee on November 21, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    So good!

  22. BlueandTrue on November 21, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    and they actually bought it-

  23. Openyoureyes39 on November 21, 2021 at 10:29 pm

    I am CRYING right now!! Literal tears

  24. Jett Allyson on November 21, 2021 at 10:31 pm

    Have to say, that Fresh Step cat litter is totally worth it! I also choose Costco for coffee, eggs, and organic oils.

  25. John Marston on November 21, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    Big box mart is the place I go to buy all of my crap

  26. Ashley on November 21, 2021 at 10:34 pm

    Rich people things. I can barely afford the membership.

  27. malvika ohri on November 21, 2021 at 10:34 pm

    Did they get a cat?

  28. Kaya u.u on November 21, 2021 at 10:35 pm

    As a Costco family I’m used to lugging a shit ton of stuff to the door in one go<3

  29. novels_grdn on November 21, 2021 at 10:35 pm

    My dad doesn’t shop at Costco but he comes into the grocery store with one thing and comes out with 4 bags ;-;

  30. mike samsonn on November 21, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    wow ur so lucky they sold pepper spray there cant get it in ny. truth be told most times i refuse to bring a cart so it helps prevent buying more.

  31. Just a republican dog! on November 21, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    I kinda feel like I’ve been cheated, I only have a 3 way Sam’s Club!😬😳 No Sexy Costco near me…😥🙆🏻🤓

  32. Nigoue Barber on November 21, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    😂😂😂🤣 this is great! And so accurate! I go for "one or two things" always……… Yeah never happens!

  33. STEPHANIE MOORE on November 21, 2021 at 10:40 pm

    I had to go to rehab after going to Costco!

  34. Andrea C on November 21, 2021 at 10:42 pm

    Girl Scout Thin Mint Almonds!!! WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!

  35. Machinist 72 on November 21, 2021 at 10:47 pm

    Stage 5 is why you pickup a couple of plastic bins in Costco, to put the rest of your stuff in.😎👍

  36. Jason Liebenberg on November 21, 2021 at 10:48 pm

    Lmdao…😂😂😂👌💖

  37. Godempowers Matt28:19 on November 21, 2021 at 10:49 pm

    His hair is amazing

  38. Dayna Jones on November 21, 2021 at 10:50 pm

    it’s practically a health food!

  39. Desires on November 21, 2021 at 10:50 pm

    Ok so we spend about 300$ on stuff there plus the food and the couch you put in the video thats the one we have lol

  40. Nicole Walton on November 21, 2021 at 10:51 pm

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  41. LaWanda Johns on November 21, 2021 at 10:51 pm

    And now you need to try Sam’s Club! We go to both! 😆🤣😂

  42. Merete Mitfuldenavn on November 21, 2021 at 10:51 pm

    Where did you guys put the mattress?

  43. Im here for the jokes on November 21, 2021 at 10:52 pm

    Hahhahaahahahahaha

  44. Merete Mitfuldenavn on November 21, 2021 at 10:55 pm

    You should’ve bought a multi utility trailer for all your purchases, while you were there.
    + Some bags. There’s gotta be bags for sale somewhere in the store.

  45. ᴀᴍɪᴛʏ ʙʟɪɢʜᴛ on November 21, 2021 at 10:56 pm

    This is so true, except sometimes you get a little bit of things, yet still pay $200…

  46. Endless Summer on November 21, 2021 at 11:04 pm

    I always spend way too much at Costco. I go there, planning to buy cold cuts. Just some chicken, turkey and ham.
    But then I walk out with a 36 packs of eggs too. And 3 blocks each of cheddar, swiss, and gouda cheese. And 18 ciabatta buns a can of coffee beans, a pack of 10 chicken breasts, 9 lbs of bacon, 3 huge bags of chips, and often one of their $1.50 hotdogs.
    And that’s the short list, off the top of my head. There’s usually more. The only reason I buy less now is because I take the bus there. I only have two hands. So all I have is my backpack (a 30 L hiking pack) and two of those reusable cloth shopping bags. That’s all I can carry.

  47. Grant Sutton on November 21, 2021 at 11:05 pm

    What about stopping in the line for one of the samples and waiting for the next batch to be cooked and when its done the person in front takes the last three samples instead of just one.

  48. callie ford on November 21, 2021 at 11:06 pm

    Sounds like they’re talking about Walmart or Sam’s club😂😂
    Btw…this is how hoarding starts 😳

  49. DANIELLE LE VIEN on November 21, 2021 at 11:07 pm

    This was hilarious 😂 😘🥰

  50. Natalie Couch on November 21, 2021 at 11:08 pm

    Penn: I don’t need to by my socks in bulk.
    Also Penn: 16 pairs, I may never have to by socks again.
    LOL

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